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How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:41 am

You know how this goes.

1) Leave a trail of ketchup all the way to the bathroom... Twisted Evil

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Post  Fairy_Mochi on Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:23 pm

2. Pick up a display phone in the Electronics Department and then keep repeating "Can you hear me now?"

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:45 pm

3. Move a WARNING: WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.

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Post  Fairy_Mochi on Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:32 pm

4. Go to the pharmacy and demand your medication in a loud voice. Though you don't have any. When they tell you that you don't have any yell that it's racial discrimination.

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:52 am

5. Hide in the clothes rack and when someone passes by, yell out PICK ME! PICK ME!

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Post  Cutezee_Penguin on Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:22 pm

6. Walk up to a worker whose wearing a blue vest and ask them if they work there repeatedly.

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:35 am

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

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Post  SierraTangoEcho on Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:19 pm

8. Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.

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Post  Cutezee_Penguin on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:57 pm

9. Take the happy face stickers and start covering people completely in them.

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:55 am

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

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Post  Cutezee_Penguin on Sun May 12, 2013 10:12 pm

11. Scream, "TARGET IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WALMART!"

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Mon May 13, 2013 9:03 am

12. Run around the place with a jar of dirt, yelling/screaming "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!"

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  Riarra on Tue May 14, 2013 10:38 pm

13. Grab a swimming pool noodle, hide in a large toy bin, and jump out whenever you hear someone come near, shouting, "I AM THE NOODLE NINJA!"
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Thu May 16, 2013 8:43 am

Riarra. WIN. JUST. WIN. XDDD

14. Start rolling any balls down the isles and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  McGeets on Thu May 16, 2013 7:49 pm

15. Find a couple who have a baby and ask them which isle they got it in.

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Post  Riarra on Thu May 16, 2013 8:57 pm

16. Run into the store dressed in a metallic, futuristic-looking jumpsuit with a large, cartoonish laser gun prop (for extra points, bring a jetpack prop as well) and ask the first employee you see if they saw which way Hitler went.
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Fri May 17, 2013 1:00 pm

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I nearly peed myself laughing reading that you two.

17. Hack into the PA System and play the Smurfs song repeatedly throughout the store.

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Post  McGeets on Fri May 17, 2013 5:02 pm

18. Bring a bag of googly eyes and stick them on the models on hair dye packages.

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Sat May 18, 2013 12:52 am

19. Run around the store singing 'I GOT A JAR OF DIIRT!' Throughout the store.

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